So I'm just gonna put it here, I thought you might like some variety in your rap blog, you know? Besides, what else am I gonna do? Start a new blog for every thing I want to talk about? That hardly seems like a reasonable solution.
Anyway, the new feature is about movies. There's a movie review website I recently discovered which is geared towards conservative parents shielding their children from violence and other undesirable themes in movies. It's called Parent Previews and it's right here.
One of the things that they include in their reviews is a complete list of everything untoward that happens in the movie. They read a lot like modern poetry. Better for you to see an example.
Today's "Things that happen in it" is "Fighting"
After thieves steal items from pedestrians and vendors in a busy downtown business district, a fight breaks out on the street. A man cases out possible recruits for a fight club. Brawls between combatants (without any protective gear or rules) are held in a church, alleys, expensive apartments and an Asian brothel. Characters punch, kick and choke one another. Facial abrasions and some bloody cuts are seen. A bullet injures a man's ear. Cross dressers are seen in a brothel-type building. A picture of a naked woman is seen on the wall. Profanities, scatological slang terms and racial slurs are used. Characters gamble and steal money. A couple kisses passionately. Sexual activity is suggested but not seen. Characters are shown drinking and smoking on numerous occasions.Wasn't that wonderful? Can't you totally not wait for more? Oh? Really? Well fuck you then!
3 comments:
i think this is a great new category / feature but it calls for a new blog! or make blap rog into something like a post-rap blog in which you talk about rap as well as music or internet stuff.
i think this is a great new category / feature but it calls for a new blog! or make blap rog into something like a post-rap blog in which you talk about rap as well as music or internet stuff.
haha, i remember this site. my parents wouldn't let me watch rated R movies until i was 18 (and my first one was "the Joy Luck Club" for cryin' out loud). i can't wait to be a parent and fear everything in the world.
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